wendycorduroy

-ryan:

weloveshortvideos:

When you realise you’ve had one too many..

the slow pan down killlllls me omg

scared-scarred-and-in-the-stars

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

greencrook

Anonymous asked:

Please die.

greencrook answered:

Are you my neighbor who works as a professional sad clown and complains about my passive aggressive use of post-it notes in the elevator when people leave bits of meat everywhere? Cause you don’t seem to like me very much and I want to say I don’t like you either - the washing machine dealer was way nicer than you. 

ifyouwishhardenough
homofaggins:

burqalicious:

quirkybrittany:

everyday-departure:

salsagurl:

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

"synthesize big macs out of nothing" is breaking the law of conservation of mass
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ever (⊙‿⊙✿)
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brittany u ok

I think brittany needs some air

homofaggins:

burqalicious:

quirkybrittany:

everyday-departure:

salsagurl:

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

"synthesize big macs out of nothing" is breaking the law of conservation of mass

don’t ever break that law (◕‿◕✿)

ever (⊙‿⊙✿)

It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!

brittany u ok

I think brittany needs some air

destiel666

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”